On attaining pre-pregnancy mass

Last week my wifelet made some homemade biscuits for my work X-mas party. As she was pulling them out of the oven (at around 9:00pm) we had the following conversation:

Wifelet: “Do you want one?”

Me: “They smell good, but I’m really not hungry.”

Wifelet: “I know what you mean; my mouth says ‘yes,’ my stomach says ‘no,’ and my hips say ‘what are you thinking you crazy woman.’